The present

The Present


Imagine there is a Bank that credits your account every morning with $86,400.

However, it carries over no balance from day to day and every night the bank deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day.

What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course!

Each of us has such a bank. Its name is TIME.

Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds. Every night it writes off, as lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to good purpose. It carries over no balance and it allows no overdraft.

Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the remains of the day. If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours.

There is no going back. There is no drawing against the "tomorrow." You must live in the present solely on today's deposits. So invest it wisely each day to get from it the utmost in health, happiness, and success!

The clock is running. Make the most of today.

To realise the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed the HSC.

To realise the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.

To realise the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realise the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

To realise the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who missed the train.

To realise the value of ONE-SECOND, ask a person who just avoided an accident.

To realise the value of ONE MILLISECOND, ask the person who won a medal in the Olympics.

Treasure every moment that you have! And treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time.

And remember that TIME waits for no one.

Friends are very rare jewels indeed.

They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their heart to us.


Yesterday, is history.
Tomorrow, is a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called,
The present

Author Unknown

Is that alright?

I drove all night, to get to you
Is that all right?
I drove all night, crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep to make love to you
Is that all right?

NO, Roy. That's a serious sexual assault and aggrevated burglary, it's definitely not alright.

I'm high Maintainance, I am.

I am planning to get Lily, my oriental shorthair, a jumper for the winter months. She is only little and she feels the cold, even though the heating is on!!

I thought this jumper was cute. She is very " High Maintainance" and is always demanding attention. But I'm not complaining, I love the little scrote to death!!!!!

Foxy Chick

My morning didn't get off to the best start today. Walked in the office and stepped in a load of shit (Fox shit) . This was made worse by not noticing and proceeding to walk around the office, leaving what looked like the dance steps to the foxtrot( Hehehe, a little pun there)

The smell was very pungent and made me feel quite ill. Luckily I hadn't eaten breakfast or there may have been even more of a mess to clean up.

It was everywhere, On both my boots, my jeans, I was in quite a mess. I have a new nick name now, not suprisingly!!! Foxy!!



Foxes may look cute.......................but their shit stinks!!!!!!

Blogging World

I am in awe of other people's blogs on here. Everyone always seems like they have something interesting or profound to say. Then there's my input.........LOL
I like to keep things light and cheerful and funny maybe the odd song, or video that I feel people would appriciate, An odd joke that makes me laugh etc.....
Moving on, I'm planning ahead for Saturday, Englands first world cup game against Paraguay. I want to have a BBQ, but seems as I'll be the only one attending, as my friends are away and blokey doesn't want one. I always thought BBQ's were an event to have with a group of people, not a solo event. Mind you, If I did start cooking I think the smell would draw blokey from the chair.
Still on my diet, gosh I'm so proud of myself. I haven't been this good in YEARS!!!!!
I can still be good on Saturday though and have BBQ too
COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!!

Sunday Drivers.

Went out for a Sunday drive today and headed for a place called Mallom( I think thats how you spell it!)
Unfortunately when we got there the world, his mother and his dog was up there too. We went on the one day of the year when there was a dinosaur safari on!! I know don't even ask!! So we quickly made a hasty exit up towards Kirkby Lonsdale and went to Booths (the ever so posh supermarket) and picked up some healthy grub. We parked up at the side of a canal and I ripped into my salad, not having eaten, or drank anything for about 6 hours, only to find that there was no fork supplied with it!!!! Hey its not the best thing to eat when its got salad dressing and croutons sprinkled on it!! Anyway somehow I managed it! LOL

My first blog

Well hello, this is my first blog, incase anyone is interested. Don't know anyone who uses Blogger myself, so it'll be a work in progress, as they say!!
Its a lovely sunny day outside and I'm sat inside trying to find my way round this place!! Sigh
I'm getting there slowly but surely though. I think I'm gonna keep it short n sweet for my first time and maybe catch some of the rays. We might not get any more good weather!!!!!!