Chippendale?! Maybe not!!!

This is an old post from 10/02/07 on my old msn space page.  Just made me laugh when I read it tonight........but I'm sort of in the same frame of mind today though. How come the only men that shows an interest in me lately is either well over 50, or has Lego hair!!!!!!!!!  Hahahah ya have to laugh, or ya'd just throw yourself off the nearest building!

OK.....So I know I'm no Angelina Jolie or Penelope Cruz but can someone please tell me that I'm worth more than this?!!!







Is this what being single in your (almost) mid-thirties means. Left on the scrap-heap, the shelf, with only the clinically insane men left? I give you this man who "wants to get to know me!" Do I look like I want to spend the rest of my life with a guy who goes round looking like he has a fake nose and beard, attatched to his face! I think not, my life hs been tragic enough...........

She had her Pj's on!

I was on my way to work this morning and what did I see?!  Only some girl, riding her bike (sounds normal, so far)  but with her PJ's on! No mistaking they were pj's as they had rather large brown teddy bears on them!  I wonder if she had left the house in a rush and forgot to dress herself properly?!  Or maybe she had read  this quirky article....lol

http://current.com/items/89622476_pyjama-police-fight-shanghais-daytime-love-of-nightwear.htm

Chasing the Pavement

Whilst walking to a friends last night, I decided to phone my other good friend (who is a teacher). Now, I should know not to bother trying to do two things at once but I did!
All was going well until I nearly reached my destination. I went over on my ankle, due to a small hole in the pavement. Now, I didn't fall on the floor but to prevent myself from doing so I had to run very fast to catch up with my feet!!! Then, when I finally did I leaned on someones garden wall and proceeded to shout obscenities down the phone to my friend!!!
Hahaha Its a good job she knows me well!

Is that alright?

I drove all night, to get to you
Is that all right?
I drove all night, crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep to make love to you
Is that all right?

NO, Roy. That's a serious sexual assault and aggrevated burglary, it's definitely not alright.